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Top 25 Chuck Norris Jokes


Here's a popular Chuck Norris joke. An oft-burglarized bakery put a life size picture of Chuck Norris up in their shop, warning that he was watching over their place. No robbers visited for a month. Oh wait, that one wasn't a joke; it really happened. Perhaps all of the hilarious Chuck Norris comedy found on the internet isn't comedy at all. Maybe it's simply biographical information.

Regardless, here's a list of the top 25 Chuck Norris jokes for your perusal.


HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 15: Actor Chuck Norris arrives at Lionsgate Films' 'The Expendables 2' premiere on August 15, 2012 in Hollywood, California.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.


Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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